(Video opens with family opening gifts)
Jesse: Is this my last one?
Jeffery Jr: What is that? This is mine!
Jesse: That is yours, this is mine?
Jeffery Jr : Yeah.
Jesse: There is no way this is a Wii U. Oh, wow. A brown shipping box. It looks like it came from UPS like two days ago.
Jeffery Jr: Do not hate on the brown box.
Jesse: What is this? Really, Mom?
Mom: Open it up. Open it up.
Jessie: No, I see what...Yeah. (Laughter)
Mom: Are they not adorable?
Jessie: No, Mom. I mean... If I was twelve. I am twenty-two years old now!
Mom: Put them on, Jess. I am not. I am not.
Dad: That is embarrassing. I would not wear that! Mom:Just put them on.
Jessie: This is ridiculous.
Jessie: They hurt my ears!
Jeffrey: Oh, you can just sashay your pretty little self around town.
Jessie: Ow! What are you doing?
Mom: Well, I think they light up. Yes! Oh, my goodness, it is so cute.
Dad: Oh, my God that is hideous. (Laughter)
Mom: Jess, you have to look at yourself. It is adorable!
Jessie: Oh, yeah. It is just what I wanted...
Mom: I need to get me some.
Jeffrey:There is really...No way! Are you...
Jessie:You asked for an Xbox One?
Jeffrey:No.Thank you so much.
Jeffery Sr.: Great...Another gaming console... I'm gonna go start breakfast.
Jesse: You guys gave him an Xbox One? You did not even ask for that?
Jeffrey: I did not give them a list or anything.
Mom: What? You did not get what you wanted, Jess?
Jesse: No. No. I got the reindeer antlers!
Jeffrey: You asked for those?
Mom: I think they are cute. There is really...
Jeffrey: Are we having ummm... Cinnamon buns or waffles or what?
Mom: Yeah, how many do you want? We are having waffles.
Jeffrey: Oh... Mom:You want any waffles? Jessie:NO! (Laughter)
Mom: You do not want any?
Jesse: I do not want any waffles!!!
(More Laughter) (Want some coffee?) (Unanimous: Yeah.) Some more tea...
Jeffrey:What the hell? (Laughs) Oh, God... What the hell did he do? Jesus Christ. Oh, well this is just over-dramatic. What are you doing?
Jessie: YOU ALWAYS GOTTA BE FILMING!!
Jeffrey:Wait, are you serious?!
Jessie:Yeah, I am serious.
Jeffrey:Jesse, you should... You should NOT be doing that!
Jessie:Enjoy the home video for Christmas!
Jeffrey:Jesse, this is not the right way.
Jessie: Yeah! You want some on you?!
Jeffrey:Jesus Christ, dude!
Jessie: You want to catch aflame?!
Jeffrey:Dude. Calm down! Look. There is no going back if you do this.
Jessie:It is not fair that you get an Xbox One that you did not even ask for... And I get... Nothing! NOTHING!
Jeffrey:Jesse, Christmas is not about like just what you get.
Jessie:I do not...Oh, yeah?! You know how much it means to me!
Jeffrey:Are you really going to do that?
Jessie:Yeah. Yeah. Dude. This is meant...
Jeffrey:Ah, Jesus... Dude.
Jessie:You know, screw this holiday! You know, what does it even matter.
Jeffrey:Oh, my God.
Dad:What the hell are you doing?
Jessie:What does it look I am doing?!
Dad:These games have fried your mind, have they not?!
Jessie:What do you mean? "FRIED MY MIND?!" YOU HAVE NO IDEA!
Dad:Yeah, I have every idea.
Jessie:I do not even know why I still have this on!
Dad:You ruined the stinking holiday! What ails you? Jesus.
Jessie:You. Hey! I got you a grill! I got you a grill! I got you a grill. For Christmas, alright?!
Dad:Yeah, but I already have a grill.
Jeffrey:Jesus Christ. Jessie:Look. Look.
Dad:What ails you?
Jessie;No, I am not going to do that. Look. What are you...Jesus!
Dad:What ails you?! Look...These games are getting in your head!
Jessie:No. I got you...All I wanted was one thing... I wanted one thing! for Christmas. I wanted one thing... Oh, shi- Dad. Dad, stop! STOP! Look. LOOK. Dad! Dad. Dad! Dad! Dad. Dad! Look. Look, I wanted one thing. Dad. Dad! GET OFF! GET OFF ME! I AM GOING TELL MY THERAPIST! I AM GOING TO TELL MY THERAPIST ABOUT THIS!
Dad:Yeah, I do not care.
Jessie:Stop! Get out of here! Get the fuck out of here! (Girlish Screams)
Jeffrey:Mom, you have to pull the pin! Get off! You have to squeeze the...OH! Use two hands, Mom! Oh, my God...
(Cut to inside the Ridgeways' house)
Dad:Way to ruin another family holiday...
Jessie:I love to do it!
Dad:If it was not for your Mother, your ass would be out to the curb!
Jessie:Well, at least she actually CARES!
Mom:Jesse! Please, come in here. Stop. Please...Please. Just come in here.
Jessie:What? Damn it.
Mom:I did not put this under the tree because of your Father.
(She gives Jesse a present. Jesse opens it; It's the Nintendo Wii U Console)
Jessie:Is it...? MOM! Thanks.
Jeffrey:Are you freaking kidding me? Merry Christmas.