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Psycho Dad Wrecks Car

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(The video opens with Jeffrey walking towards Jesse and Jeff Sr., who are arguing over Jesse's Xbox 360 and job interviews he was supposed to be taking part in)

Jesse: Dad! Dad!

Jeff Sr.: What is it!?

Jeffrey: Shit. Shit. Shit.

Jesse: That's my Xbox that you broke!

Jeffrey: The fuck's going on over here?

Jeff Sr.: Where'd you get it from!?

Jesse: I mean, I fixed it today!

Jeff Sr.: Yeah, but you were supposed to do job interviews today too, weren't you!?

Jesse: Yeah! Yeah! Look at what I'm wearing! I did do it!

Jeff Sr.: Yeah!

Jesse: I applied! And now I can play video games because I'm going to have a job!

Jeff Sr.: (holds the Xbox up to Jesse) Where did you get the money for it!?

Jesse: I had money! Birthdays, Christmas!

Jeff Sr.: Yeah, that doesn't count! I know you're out of money! Where'd you get the money!?

Jesse: Mom...

Jeff Sr.: Your mother!?

Jesse: Mom gives me money.

Jeff Sr.: Your mother gave you money!?

Jesse: Yeah.

(In a fit of rage, Jeff Sr. throws the Xbox through the back window of Jesse's car, shattering it)

Jesse: Dad! DAD! Holy shit!

Jeffrey: Holy fuck.

Jesse: Dad! Dad!

Jeffrey: Holy shit.

Jesse: Now how am I gonna go to work, huh!? Huh, how the fuck am I gonna go to work!?

Jeffrey: Holy shit.

(Jesse notices that Jeffrey is filming him)

Jesse: Are you...? Oh, get the fuck out of here! Are you kidding me!?

Jeffrey: *chuckles*

Jesse: Dad does this and...*stutters*...Dad is-

(Out of nowhere, Jeff Sr. starts smashing the car's windows with a metal pipe.)

Jesse: Holy shit! What the fuck!? Woah!

Jeffrey: Oh my God!

Jesse: Dad!

(Jesse starts screaming as Jeff Sr. continues to smash the car's windows.)

Jesse: Oh! Fuck! Do you realize how dangerous this is!?

(Jeff Sr. ignores him and continues smashing the windows, causing Jesse to continue screaming.)

Jesse: Fuck! Get me out of here!

(Jesse takes his tie off, as Jeff Sr. smashes the remaining windows on the car (save for the windshield)

Jesse: Fuck! There's glass everywhere!

(Jeff Sr. smashes a brake light, tosses the pipe away, and approaches Jesse)

Jeff Sr.: Where's the keys?

Jesse: I don't want...

Jeff Sr.: Where's the keys!?

Jesse: I don't wanna do this anymore!

Jeff Sr.: Where's the keys?

Jesse: Fucking just take them!

(Jesse tosses the keys to his car on the ground and walks away, Jeff Sr. picks them up and starts walking back towards the car)

Jesse: (walking towards Jeffrey and unbuttoning his shirt) Fuck! Stop filming this! This isn't entertaining for all you people watching! Fuck!

Jeffrey: *laughs*

(Jeff Sr. enters the car)

Jesse: This cost a lot of money!

(Jeff Sr. starts the car)

Jesse: DAD! Dad!

(Jeff Sr. backs the car up to a pile of firewood)

Jesse: What are you doing!? Hey! Dad!

(Jesse takes off his shirt)

Jesse: I need this! I need this! Fuck!

(he throws the shirt on the ground)

Jesse: Fuck! What the hell are you doing!?

(Jeff Sr. gets out of the car, and picks up a large piece of firewood.)

Jesse: Dad!? Dad!

(Jeff Sr. slams the firewood against the windshield, heavily denting it.)

(Jesse starts screaming)

Jeffrey: Oh my God.

Jeff Sr.: You're mine! Starting tomorrow, you're mowing lawns, you're gonna make a living! You're mine!

Jesse: I don't wanna mow lawns!

Jeff Sr.: Tough, you are!

Jesse: I don't wanna be your slave!

(Jeff Sr. swats his hand at Jesse in disapproval, and starts walking away, while Jesse looks back at his wrecked car)

Jesse: Ah...what am I...?

(he screams again, and looks at Jeffrey)

Jesse: And you...you don't even care!

(Jesse walks over to his car and kicks the front of it)

Jesse: Fuck!

Jeffrey: *laughs*

Jesse: And you laugh!?

(Jeffrey continues laughing)

Jesse: And you laugh! God!

(Jesse starts taking his shoes off and throwing them)

Jesse: Fucking hate this shit! Fucking clown shoes!

(Jesse starts ripping his undershirt)

Jesse: Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!

(Jesse starts walking towards a puddle)

Jeffrey: You gonna get a bath?

(Jesse falls into the puddle)

Jeffrey: *bursts out laughing*

(Jesse starts weeping as Jeffrey continues laughing)

Jesse: You think that's funny!? Fucking piece of shit!

(Jesse gets out of the puddle and leans against another pile of logs, continuing to weep as he does so)

Jeffrey: *laughs*

Jesse: (flips the bird at Jeffrey) I fucking hate you!

Jeffrey: Adult life!

Jesse: You know what? If I'm gonna get my car destroyed...I'm gonna destroy this goddamn camera! COME HERE!

(Jesse charges at Jeffrey, causing the video to abruptly end)

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