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This is a transcript of Psycho Brother's Frozen Lockout.

Transcript

  • Jeffrey Jr.: (opens the door to Jesse's room) What's up?
  • Jesse: What do you want with that camera?
  • Jeffrey Jr.: What the hell is this thing sitting next to you?
  • Jesse: That's Wiggler from Mario World. And if you're trying to- (finishes game in 5th place) I got fifth. Thanks!
  • Jeffrey Jr.: Well, congratulations.
  • Jesse: Is this what you wanted to record? If you're trying to get me in trouble, I'm gonna kill you.
  • Jeffrey Jr.: I just wanted to let you know that you got a package outside, dude. From Indianapolis to McJuggerNuggets.
  • Jesse: Indianapolis?
  • Jeffrey Jr.: Yes sir.
  • Jesse: (gets up in joy) I think it's my YouTube Play Button. Maybe they actually sent me a replacement.
  • Jeffrey Jr.: How exciting.
  • Jesse: Is it on the front or back?
  • Jeffrey Jr.: It's on the back. (then notices Boobs) Ella!
  • Jesse: Why are you?
  • Jeffrey Jr.: Sorry.
  • Jesse: Oh, are you just trying to do an unboxing?
  • Jeffrey Jr.: Yeah.
  • (Jesse opens the back door to leave the house.)
  • Jesse: Where is- (Jeffrey Jr. quickly shuts and locks the door) Are you kidding? Did you- (tries to open the door to get back in.) This is what this is about? You're gonna record me locked out?
  • Jeffrey Jr.: Well, this is what happens when you film me and my girl- (Jesse then runs towards the front door) Oh, you motherfucker.
  • (Jeffrey Jr. races to the front door before Jesse enters. Boobs runs towards the door and barks.)
  • Jeffrey Jr.: (locks the front door) Gotcha!
  • (Jesse tries to opens the front door, Jeffrey Jr. laughing)
  • Jesse: Piece of shit!
  • Jeffrey Jr.: This is why you don't film me and my girlfriend.
  • Jesse: Oh, that's what this is about?
  • Jeffrey Jr.: Yeah, oh, where is your play button?
  • Jesse: You film me all the time. You're filming me right now. Why can't I film you and your girlfriend?
  • Jeffrey Jr.: (chuckles) The play button's mine, bitch!
  • Jesse: Was there even a play button out there?
  • (Jeffrey Jr. evil snicker, Jesse runs towards the back of the house.)
  • Jeffrey Jr.: Oh, God.
  • (Jesse scrounging for the key)
  • Jeffrey Jr.: You looking for the key? I put it up in the treehouse.
  • Jesse: You were planning this the whole time!
  • Jeffrey Jr.: It's in the fucking treehouse. I put it up there. Just go get it it's fine. The key is in the treehouse. Go ahead.
  • Jesse: Where? Where in the treehouse?
  • Jeffrey Jr.: It's in that box up there.
  • (Jesse proceeds to the treehouse to search for the key)
  • Jeffrey Jr.: (evil giggles)
  • Jesse: It's freezing out!
  • Jeffrey Jr.: Oh, WAH!
  • (Jesse climbs up the ladder into the treehouse)
  • Jeffrey Jr.: There's a bunch of cat shit up there. (laughs)
  • Jeffrey Sr.: What the hell is he up to now?
  • Jeffrey Jr.: Ah, nothing. Don't worry about it.
  • Jeffrey Sr.: What a freak. Seriously.
  • Jeffrey Jr.: (laughs)
  • Jeffrey Sr.: Pajamas?
  • Jeffrey Jr.: (continuous laugh)
  • Jesse: Is it even up here?
  • Jeffrey Jr.: Nah.
  • (Jesse jumps from the treehouse)
  • Jeffrey Jr.: He's gonna be so pissed.
  • Jesse: Where the hell is it?
  • Jeffrey Jr.: (shows Jesse the key) Was this what you're looking for?
  • Jesse: I fucking can't stand you right now. Can I have it please?
  • Jeffrey Jr.: Alright, I'll let you in, but- But first, I need you to take your clothes off. I want you to run to the hill back there.
  • Jesse: What
  • Jeffrey Jr.: Run to that hill back there in your underwear and do a snow angel. Make a snow angel.
  • Jesse: Well, I'm gonna get hypothermia.
  • Jeffrey Jr.: Well you better do it quickly so that I could let you back in.
  • (Jesse takes off his clothes)
  • Jeffrey Jr.: Wow, he's actually doing it. Holy shit! (laughs) Wait, really? What the fuck? (after Jesse strips to his underwear) Nice...Nice Walking Dead underwear, bro.
  • Jesse: Screw you! It's a good show, alright? On that hill?
  • Jeffrey Jr.: Yeah, that hill back there. Just go do it, real quick. Just think, the quicker you get it done, the quicker you're back inside.
  • Jesse: And you'll give me the key?
  • Jeffrey Jr.: I'll give you the key.
  • Jesse: Promise?
  • Jeffrey Jr.: I promise.
  • Jesse: Shake on it?
  • Jeffrey Jr.: I-I...Yeah, I'll shake on it.
  • Jesse: And I got to do a snow angel?
  • Jeffrey Jr.: Just do it!
  • (Jesse runs on the snow wearing nothing but his underpants, causing him to scream in cold)
  • (Jeffrey Jr. opens the door and leaves to get a better view)
  • Jesse: Oh, screw you! Screw you!
  • (Jeffrey Jr. rushes back into the house and locks the door. He watches Jesse runs back into the house, but as he trips, Jeffrey Jr. laughs)
  • Jesse: Fuck! (crashes into the glass)
  • Jeffrey Jr.: Hey, you didn't do the snow angel.
  • Theresa: Hey hey hey, knock it off. It's freezing out there.
  • Jeffrey Jr.: Mom, he didn't do the snow angel.
  • Theresa: The hell? What are you thinking?
  • Jesse: I can't...I can't feel my toes anymore!
  • (Jeffrey Jr. giggles)
  • Jesse: No, put it on my feet! Put it on my feet!
  • Jeffrey Jr.: Man, you wanted to shake on the deal, you didn't even do the snow angel. Mom, stop it.
  • Jesse: I probably got freaking hypothermia on my toe!
  • Jeffrey Jr.: Oh, you'll be okay. Gonna go sit by the fire. (pedophile laugh) That poor little guy.
  • Jesse: Ella, lay on my feet!
  • Jeffrey Jr.: Ella, lay on his feet. (laughs) See, Ella is happy about the whole thing.
  • Jesse: Yeah, well I'm not!
  • Jeffrey Jr.: She's laughing.
  • Jesse: Could you get me like soup or some shit?
  • Jeffrey Jr.: Tuna.
  • Theresa: You need to knock it off, J.T.
  • Jeffrey Jr.: Ehh... (giggles)
  • Jesse: Are you still filming this?
  • Jeffrey Jr.: It's pretty comical. (giggles)
  • Jesse: Boobs, please.
  • Jeffrey Jr.: Ella!
  • (Ella proceeds to lick Jesse)
  • Jeffrey Jr.: Aw, she's so sweet, She says, "Stop whining."
  • Jesse: Don't lick my nipple, you fucking weirdo.

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